Guns name - Jaws of Death and when held properly looks like a evil jaw Names so far- Reven, Reven character description - spiky hair with one spike being gold, long fur classy trench coat with no shirt under it                               uses 2 pistols, black leather hitman gloves, black tinted aviator glasses, blue jeans   Reven is siting in his high rise apartment on a throne that’s covered with loot. And his room is surrounded with various objects of loot. Reven starts to talk to the reader."Hey im reven" Reven gets up and says "and im an assassin" Zooms out a little and we find out his apartment room is super modern and high tech and expensive with money/loot all around. Reven begins to walk out of his apartment and starts talking some more “Now you’re thinking what am I doing telling you im an assassin? Well simple" Reven reaches a double door and opens it up and walks onto a porch where we see his apartment and that he is on the top floor and we see the world he lives in. Reven coyly smiles at the readers and says “In this world assassins don’t hide" He begins walking out of the apartment while talking “You see in this world being an assassin means being an Idol, assassination has turned into the number 1 sport in the entire world" Reven gets to an elevator and presses a button and talks while he waits for it “It is a highly completive sport and blah blah, we basically just get payed to kill people and the world watches. now your probably thinking that its crazy and dangerous to do this job and your right" Elevator gets opens reven says “Unless" walks in the elevator and says "Your me the #1 assassin in all the world" Elevator closes and goes down. We go into the elevator and see him leaning in on it. "being an assassin is awesome your more famous then movies stars, even more famous then the president of the UXA. Heck I make more money then all of America" "Now there’s many ways to be an assassin I chose the loneman approach" As he pulls out his two guns and shows them off "Now these two beauties are call Alpha and omega and when combined together they become the jaws of death" We see the guns together and looks like a evil jaw or maybe even a grim reapers jaw. "With these two guys im unbeatable, that’s why im the number #1, Also because im fan freaking amazing but we don’t need to talk about that because you can obviously see it" He holsters his guns again "Now as I was saying there are many other ways to be an assasin some people work in teams like the number 2's, Cain and abel they went with a stupid name from some book but dont be fooled they are top notch assassins" While he is talking it shows cain and able. "And then we have the guilds, a group of people following orders how drole I know. But they do good work like The sirens, they draw you in with there beuty and devour your life thats why there the number 5" Shows the sirens as well Goes back to reven and he smirks "But I wouldnt mind dealing with them" Elevator gets to the bottom and opens up"But enough about others this is about me" Reven walks out of the elevator and many flashing lights appear. we see he is getting photographed and then bombarded with papparazi and fans. He starts walking past everything and signs autograhps and does other stuff famous people do when walking with there public. Reven starts talking to the reader again while dealing with his public"As you can see im sort of a big deal, but ive always got time for my fans" As reven signs a female fans breasts. "ALWAYS have time for them" A holographic display pops up in front of reven saying he has a text. He checks the text on the hologram saying he has a job. "well its time for some fun" He throws down a smoke bomb. Reven appears at a garage door it opens revealing loads of expensive cars and motorocycles. He goes on a motorcycle and starts driving through the city. Now as he is driving and not paying attention to any laws he starts talking about but not directly to the reader like sqaure boxes and not speach bubbles. "Love the classic of a smoke bomb, sure I coulda just walked to my garage but that wouldnt have been fun, anyways I got a contract to kill some lofty million who stoll from the company he works at or something like that I dont really know, for all I know he kicked a cat and someone offered me enough money to kill this guy" While he talks about him it shows the guy hiding out in a mansion with loads of gaurds and is really fortified "Now this is how it works sometimes people pay me to go after a guy, there are wanted lists, sometimes its a personal grudge and just feel like killing them" While he is riding his bike he starts using his hologhraph to do various things "But what’s great about this is its always recorded, right now im letting my beloved fans know by posting on twatter and My Face" Reven gets to the mansion on his bike and gets off and unholsters his two guns. "Now the fun begins" Reven takes out the security guards at the front gate breaks open the front door, a lot of guards in the first room all point guns at reven with laser pointed rifles, "Heh its been a while since ive seen this many guys with their guns out pointed at me" Reven kicks over a table and stands on it "Let’s see if your any good with them action scene happens and he takes them out. We see security camera footage as reven runs through different rooms and hallways taking out more guards. Eventually reven makes it to guys secured room and breaks in. Bill? says "F! F! F! You’re not gonna kill me!" As he shakily points his gun at reven "Im rich you can’t kill me!" Reven steps in closer “Buddy buddy buddy, im richer" Steps closer "And your already dead" He points his guns at bill and the guns do the dual wield death jaw thing and then he shoots him until he is obliterated and nothing is left. The camera zooms out and we see he is on a giant tv at a place like new York square and thousands of people are watching and cheering. Camera goes back to reven He smiles “I love my job" He leaves the mansion that is now destroyed. He is back at his apartment and sitting on his throne again playing video games or something he starts talking "And that’s how a pro does it they put on show for the crowd, sometimes there’s a live audience. So much fun and as you saw im amaz-"  when one of his walls explodes knocking things over and himself. Someone jumps in through the hole. A man wearing cool neon modern knight armor He draws to swords and says " I am knightmare and tonight is your last knight on earth" His armor sparkles we see reven with a blank expression on his face  then we see knightmare get a bullet in his head. Reven gets up and is mad" What the FREAK! who the hell barges in here with a FREAKING PUN! and tries to kill me?!" Reven shoots knight mare again "What kind of dumb low class assassin would even freaking try that?!" reven throws knightmare out the building "A freaking pun! im so angry I cant even swear. "The entire apartment shakes. zooms out and we see giant explosion at the base of the apartment. "What the hell was that?!" The apartment starts to tilt slowly to the left. Reven runs out of the hole in his apartment and starts to slide down the apartment. "OK! why am I sliding down my apartment?!" As he is sliding down a light gets shun on him. There are helicopters flying above him. Someone from one of the helicopters starts saying "This is the Helicopter alliance, and were sending you to hell!" The helicopters start shooting and reven says" ANOTHER FREAKING PUN?!" As he slides down the apartment building he starts to shoot back at the helicopters and dodges bullet. The apartment building hits another building and stops moving Reven keeps on sliding down and a helicopter crashes beneath him into the apartment he runs on top of it and jumps off it and catches another helicopter as he hangs there he shoots the people on the helicopter. The helicopter starts to crash down to the ground but before it crashes reven jumps off and rolls. Reven looks behind him and says "Wait....did they say they were gonna kill me?" "Why is this happening? Why the F-" Explosion happens Reven turns around and there is an army of tanks behind him. They all aim at him. "Well....." Reven runs as the tanks chase him down and tries to shoot him. Reven escapes into the streets and steals a civilian’s car. He turns around driving through traffic towards the tanks.  He kicks out the car’s front window. AS he dodges tank bullets. He crashes into the first tank there launching himself out of the window and over the tanks. He lands on a tank in the middle. The other tanks aim at him and fire. He jumps off the tank and on another with the first one destroyed. Reven is hanging off the tanks barrel a person comes out and tries to shoot reven. Reven shoots him first. He jumps up onto the tank and gets inside it. Killing everyone inside it. He drives off in the tank and off a bridge destroying the tank. Reven crawls out of it and says "If I liked puns I would say tanks for that but..." He throws a grenade inside the tank "Im not a loser" Reven flee's off into the darkness. We see him again sneaking around his garage which is now surrounded by people. "Seriously they have they place guarded too?" He gets a pissed off look and walks into the middle "Ok im pissed” off and if you leave now I promise I will only harm you a lot instead of killing you" Everyone aims and fires at reven "Tch were doing this are we?" Everything goes slow mo bullet time as he slightly dodges bullets and shoots everyone there. "Should have left idiots." He opens his garage and gets a vehicle and drives away. He drives to some secluded spot. "no one should know about this spot, I won’t be bothered"  He goes into the building and plops down onto a couch. "Now what in the world is going on?!" He opens up his holographic interface and notices he has a lot of messages He checks them out and finds out that there has been a bounty put on his head on the assassin website. He goes to the website and finds out that there is a 100 trillion dollar bounty on his head. Reven has a shocked expression on his face. "What"...."the"...."HELL!!!" Reven punches through the hologram. He gets up and starts pacing around angrily and waves his gun around. "Who the HELL has that kind of money?! Why the HELL would they put a bounty on me?! IM freaking amazing everyone loves me!"  Reven stops and smells something. Turns around "I know that smell" Someone walks in. He looks really fat and chubby and disgusting and kind of pig like. And he is partially wearing a hazmat suit. "Snorts so you finally noticed did you?" Reven looks at him and says "So it is you piggy" Piggy flips reven off and says "Now you know the name is human slop" Reven shrugs and says "That’s the only thing that’s good about you, you don’t hide that your human filth" Reven looks at the read and starts talking to them. "You see this here is the assassin human slop, he is so DAMN ugly and nasty that he took on a pig persona, he is the number 7 assassin in the world. He mostly likes to use gas as his weapon, basically anything that can make himself more disgusting" While reven talks about human slop it shows what he does in previous assignations he has done. "And he has this weird affinity for pigs, im pretty sure he is married to one, this guy has no morals, Like me but he doesnt even have class which sets us aside. He terrorizes everyone he meets, fans, his contractors hell there’s a rumor he fed a little kid to a pig" Reven looks back at human slop "You know I’ve always hated you, your so disgusting and have no class but how in the HELL did you find me here?" Human slop looks egotiscally towards reven and says "While you were lounging in your apartment I started to fill your room with a gas, this gas is very easy to trace and I knew this would all go down so I waited while you were vulnerable" Human slop pulls out  gas canister. "You see while you were figuring things out I released a neurotoxin into this place, now its not deadly but it does paralyze you but it lets you feel EVERYTHING" Reven looks panicked and tries to move his arms and human slop says "And by now it should be kicking in" Reven continues to try and move his arms but they won’t reven has a pissed sweaty face and stares at human slop. Human slop says "you look amazing like that, helpless and can’t do a thing. A thing of beauty." Reven still looks pissed at human slop and says "So this was your big plan on how to kill me? It’s so boring! It won’t work." Human slop does a joyful jump "Oh you think this is all I’m going to do to you? noooooooooooooo, I am going to kidnap you and tell the world that your dead. But you...you will be my own personal torture toy and no one else will know. I’ve always wanted to hurt you and your dumb little guns of death." Reven looks dreary and is about to fall down "First of all they are the jaws of death! And secondly its just laughable if you think I don’t have security measures for this place." Human slop looks around "what could you possibly do, YOUR paralyzed!" Reven says with a smug face "We shall see" Reven collapses to the floor. Human slop gets a greedy look on his face and starts to walk closer. Then explosions start to happen. Destroying the place. Sometime later reven gets up and climbs out of rumble he looks around and doesn’t see anything. He looks in his holster and doesn’t see his guns. He gets pissed and crazy and starts looking around. He notices a blood trail ad goes after it. After some running he finds human slop. Human slop is lying on the ground against a tree. "Dammit I thought you would die" Reven notices his guns stuffed into human slops pants. A face of sheer anger on revens face. and he says "I....Am going to KILL YOU! I’m not even going to think of a clever way to kill you, IM JUST GOING TO MURDER YOU!" Human slop takes another canister and breaths in a gas. He jumps up and says "Good thing I had that little morale booster with me" Reven runs over at human slop pissed off and going into a punch. Human slop throws a little grenade at revens face it explodes into gas reven breaths it in. "Heh, good luck fighting me when your busy hallucinating" Human slop pulls out other cansiters and stuff that have gas in them. Human slop says "I love this part they always do a dance" Human slop and reven proceed to have a fight where reven dodges gas and fire that human slop lit on fire and etc and reven gets closer and closer and human slop starts to panic. Reven gets close enough to human slop and uppercuts him. Human slop stumbles and reven jumps on top of him grabbing his two guns pushes his legs off of human slop jumping off him and ripping his guns out. While he is in the air he shoots human slop on the head with both guns. He lands and says. "You.Do.NOT.Touch my guns!" He points a gun at a canister lying beside human slop "Your not even worthy of being pig food" He shoots the canister it explodes and lots of explosions and colors destroy the area around human slop. Reven walks away from the explosion. "The world wants to take me on? Fine. Ill destroy the world then." Reven gets in a vehicle somewhere and then a montage of him taking on various assassins and killing them. Eventually he is sitting on an assassin watching tv when someone comes up. A masked man appears on the tv. He starts to speak "Hello world I am the man who has put the bounty on reven." Reven leans in closer "Now reven has done a great job in surviving" He shows clips of reven killing "But now it is time that ended" "Everyone wears a mask, I am going to rip off revens mask." It turns off. Reven points his gun at the assassin he is sitting on. "Well isn’t this interesting, well it’s been fun but time to go." He shoots the guy’s head. Reven gets up and leaves. he’s driving through the city and finds a building. He gets out and sneaks around and gets into it. he’s hiding in the shadows. Two men walk by. Reven jumps out pointing his gun at them. Reven says "Well well if it aint cain and able, what a surprise running into you two here." Cain and able look at reven and Cain speaks."Reven, its been a long time, havent seen you since that little competition to kill the president of the United states." Reven pulls slightly on his trigger "Now now boys it’s fun to reminisce about the past but you know why I’m here" Able starts to speak "Well could it pertain to the interesting show the world saw?"  Reven speaks"You guys didnt have anything to do with that?" Cain speaks "Please, we had nothing to do with this, we have nowhere near enough resources to do something like this." Able speaks "And we know more then well enough to never mess with you, that’s why were the #2 assassins in the world." Reven starts to back away "Very well, I trust you guys...enough to not stab me from the front."  He starts to leave Cain says "Reven, you better watch your back, someone who has enough resources to do this is a threat, even to you" Reven looks back "You guys must have hit your head" Reven leaves and drives to the spot that the masked man was at on the tv. A grand place is set up and reven walks into the middle. The masked man appears epicly in front of a podium The masked man and reven have an epic showdown and reven wins and brutaly kills the masked man. Everything was recorded and shown on tv. Reven is now walk down the street with thousands of fans swarming him again and he’s walking to his apartment. He starts talking to the reader again "I never figured out who that was but I do know it wasnt him who put thebounty on my head because it is still up on the website. Reven does an epic twirl looks at the reader and says" But it doesn’t matter because after that no one will bother me" Reven walks off into the crowd. THE END and I got really lazy at the masked man part and needed to finish in time...NOW THE END!

Let's Play

Ive recently started doing some lets plays on youtube. I have 4 up so far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBmD1wI3RQk&feature=c4-overview&list=UUxY2Q5hlFheVdI1IvqlOo1Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENOFfSkYtEY&list=UUxY2Q5hlFheVdI1IvqlOo1Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MRrPg4ylg0&list=UUxY2Q5hlFheVdI1IvqlOo1Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ7GX-NHCOo&list=UUxY2Q5hlFheVdI1IvqlOo1Q

Enjoy. And any feedback would be great so I can improve.

Youtube

I have recently added, A LOT of new youtube videos, I think the number was 11 new ones. The best thing is some people are actually watching them! I still wish more people would watch them, I want at least one video to get into the 100's. I think that would be great, then I could think about getting into the 1000's and so on.

I am kinda upset though because apparently 3 of the videos have some sort of copyright infringment and the audio is blocked so you can hear it! And im not the person who does the editing so I cant change the song(s) that did this. So ill just have to get josh to change it but I dont know how long that will take.

Well thats enough whining about that for now. I've also been in the recording process more so im happy about that. I cant wait till we make more video's and if you want to check out my video's here's my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/ClandorBowmaster?feature=mhee

Writers portfolio.

This is my writers portfolio website.

https://sites.google.com/site/writingportfolio12/

Movie Script

This was a movie script I was working on.

FADE IN:

SAMUEL (VO)

You want to kill them don’t you? There

All inferior To you and you know it.

They don’t even deserve to breathe the

Air you breathe. Kill them. KILL THEM!

INT. BUNKER AFTERNOON

Inside a military bunker. With signs that a fight is about to break out.

Scene is black then you hear a voice.

MAN

Hey Sam, its time to get up.

　

SAMUEL slowly gets up and your seeing this through his perspective. He sees MAN who looks a bit weird for a human.

　

MAN

Aww did poor baby have a bad dream.

You was tossin an turnin all this

time.

SAMUEL gets up and pushes MAN.

SAMUEL

Yeah, I had this horrible dream,

you asked me out me. I of course said

nooooo, but you wouldn’t stop. You even

...well lets just say you tried lots of

stuff to convince me. I don’t know if ill

ever get recover from that.

MAN

Ouch, that sucks you’ll probly be scarred

For the rest of your life from that, but

get over it, the fightin’s about to

start.

SAMUEL

Oh goody good gumdrops, the fun is about to start!

MAN

Well take your time getting to your post,

after such a scary dream you shouldn’t work

yourself to much.

MAN walks off.

SAMUEl is watching him walk away, a weary look crosses his face he shakes his head as the last words from his dream cross his mind,

SAMUEL (VO)

KILL THEM!

SOLDIER1

There are too many! Too ma-

　

SOLDIER2

Grahhhhh!

SOLDIER3

Bring it bitches!

　

SAMUEL looks up and sees MAN and then and explosion goes off and devours MAN.

SAMUEL

Fuck!

SAMUEL runs off with inhuman speed and gets to his gun and he picks it up.

He turns around and see’s soldiers swarming in the new hole.

He fires and gets the first one in the head.

He gets shot in the arm knocking his gun out of his hands.

Then in the leg forcing him to go down.

He gets shot in the chest twice then a bullet goes through his throat.

Hear him trying to breathe; he falls down and world goes to black.

INT. PRISON CELL - DAY OR NIGHT

In a small part of cave where bars surrounds them. There’s a light bulb that has been worked into the cave at the top in the center over an operating table.

SAMUEL wakes up and he is chained on an operating table. A light is shining brightly in his eyes forcing him to squint.

He tries to get up but the chains on the operating table forces him to not move.

　

Once his eyes adjust to the light he looks around and notices where he is.

SAMUEL

Huh? Wh-whats going on, where am I?

RESISTANCE 1(R1) and RESISTANCE 2(R2) come in with guns pointing at SAMUEL.

GENERAL TERRY walks in between the guards.

TERRY

Well, what do we have here?

SAMUEL

What’s going on?

Why have you chained me up here?

TERRY

Whats going on?

Im the one one who should be asking

that you scrap piece of metal!

R1 hits SAMUEL in the head with the butt of his gun.

TERRY

Now that we have the formalities out

of the way I have some questions

for you.

SAMUEL

Questions?

TERRY

Now I thought we were through this.

TERRY nods to R1 and R1 hits him with his gun again.

SAMUEL

Ugh!

TERRY

Now just shut up and wait till

I ask a question. Ok first of all,

you some kinda new model? I’ve

never seen one o you hunk o junks

show any form of pain.

SAMUEL shakes his head in confussion.

SAMUEL

New, model what are you talking

about?

TERRY

Now, don’t go actin dumb on me

now, we all know what you are

you robot!

SAMUEL

Robot? What are you talking about?

I’m a human. I may have fused with

a robot but that doesn’t mean I am

one!

TERRY

Quit bein stupid! And just tell us

already!

SAMUEL

I don’t know what you’re talking

about! All I remember is that we

were under attack by U.R.A then

getting shot then everything went

black. Then all of sudden im chained

up here getting abused and asked all

sorts of weird questions!

TERRY

What are you talking about?! Just

answer my questions...wait U.R.A.

That was years ago.

TERRY leans in closer

TERRY

Now what would a

Primitive Pile

of Pistons like yourself know

about the U.R.A.?

SAMUEL

I was in the army for god’s sake!

Fighting against the U.R.A.!

GAH just let me go!

TERRY

Well, this is quite a conundrum.

You actually seem like a human and

I haven’t heard of any tin-heads

being able to use any sort of human

emotion.

SAMUEL

That’s because im not a robot!

TERRY

Well, we did do a scan of you and

apparently it shows that there is

no sign of you being corrupted by

that robot inside of you. We are

going to release you, for now.

TERRY nods at R1 and R2

TERRY

But we will be keeping a close

eye on you.

SAMUEL

So im being released, YES!

R1 and R2 release SAMUEL from the operating table then they stand back with there guns pointed at him.

TERRY

But first we are going to have a

little walk and talk.

SAMUEL gets up from the operating table.

SAMUEL

Ok.

Terry waves to R1 and R2 to leave.

R1 and R2 give look and each other worried then TERRY scowels at them.

R1 and R2 leave.

TERRY

Follow me.

TERRY leaves the prison cell and SAMUEL follows TERRY

　

INT. CAVE REFURBISHED VERY POORLY WITH EQUIPMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL FALL APART ANY SECOND CANT TELL WHAT TIME IT IS

While Samuel and Terry are walking. People are in the background working on computers, doing maintenance on machines.

TERRY

You see boy, we were scouring an

old bunker for supplies when all

of a sudden we find you. A perfectly

fine tin-head that isn’t damaged.

So we drag you back hear to do some

experiments on you. But what happened

is when we scanned you, your vitals

were completely fine. You were

induced into some sorta coma and no

matter what kind of experiments we

tried on you; your body would heal

from it.

SAMUEL

Wait...none of this makes sense.

I should be dead after what happened.

TERRY

Well we have a theory that the tin

head inside of you was keeping

you alive all this time. But

that’s only a theory.

SAMUEL

Ok, so im a live because of the robot

I fused with... that doesn’t

make any sense. The robots with fused

with had no artificial intelligence.

TERRY stops and beckons Samuel to stop walking. Samuel stops and looks at him.

TERRY

That’s what we all thought. The

robots apparently started to learn

and grow from the humans brain that

they had fused with. Apparently the

human brain is quite something. So

after a while the robots had an

intelligence of there own and

started taking over the brains of

the humans they inhabited.

Terry lets out a sigh.

SAMUEL

We had no warning of this, no way

to try to stop them from taking

over our bodies. We didn’t know it

was happening till it was too late.

Now naturally the robots think that

there superior. So once the robots

had taken over the bodies of the humans

they started to rise up against us.

The human race was overpowered. We

were no match for them. All that’s

left is small pockets of resistance

members across the globe.

SAMUEL

But…but that’s terrible. That’s

all that’s left?

Terry shakes his head.

TERRY

I’m afraid so. You see how the

desperate the situation is. We

need all the help we can get.

That’s the only reason why let you

out of there. Some of our men

wanted us to do more experiments

on you saying we could valuable

information from that robot inside

of you. But as soon as you got

up and there weren’t any signs

of the robot corrutption on you

I decided to make you work for us.

SAMUEL

Well, I guess I have to say thank

you for what you did. But you could

have really learned some valuable

information from me.

TERRY

Well my boy how can we say were

fighting for the human race if

we give up our humanity? But anyways.

　

Terry begins walking off again and Samuel catches up and continues following him.

TERRY

Don’t think you’re out of the woods

yet. We still have reason to be

suspicious of you. Will be keeping

a close eye on you.

Terry reaches a door and opens it. He walks in and Samuel follows. Inside are racks of guns on the walls and armour. Terry picks up a gun and throws it to Samuel. Samuel catches.

TERRY

We also have little exercise to

make sure you really are with us.

SAMUEL

An exercise?

Samuel gives terry a confused look.

　

TERRY

Don’t worry its nothing to hard.

The thing is some new recognisance

says that there might be some

resistance members in a old war

bunker that’s close to here.

Samuel begins examining the gun while terry explains.

TERRY

Were making you take a closer look.

You will be accompanied by some

of my soldiers to make sure you

don’t do anything suspicious.

If they catch you sneeze a funny way

will have you on that operating

table in a flash.

Samuel stops examining his gun and looks at terry.

SAMUEL

…Soooo if there are resistance

members over there why aren’t

you guys already communicating?

TERRY

It’s not that easy to communicate

nowadays boy. The robots have either

destroyed or control and technology

that can give a message across the

world. The people there might just

be some scavengers or maybe they

don’t know about us or maybe there

isn’t anyone there at all but we need

someone to take a look just in case

there are people over so we can

bolster our defence against the

machine menace.

　

SAMUEL

Well, all right… so when do I

head out?

TERRY

Tomorrow, so make sure you get

lots of rest tonight, the trek

you’ll be taking will take a

couple of days and you might meet

up with some tin-heads on the

way there.

Samuel is giving off a depressed kind of look.

Terry walks over to Samuel and gives him a pat on the back.

TERRY

Don’t worry kid; I know all of this

is a big shock; losing all that time

and finding out things are like this.

SAMUEL

No, its all right, it is a big shock

and all but its not like I lost any

loved ones, I was pretty much a lone

all my life.

Terry gives Samuel a concered look.

SAMUEL

So im not worried about that…its just

that I have a strabe feeling in my head…

I dunno how to explain it.

TERRY

You probly just need some sleep.

Come on ill show you your room and

tomorrow you get to meet your new

squad mates.

　

Terry pushes Samuel along with his hand.

INT. ROOM IN THE CAVE WITH A MAT ON THE GROUND THAT’S FAIRLY DIRTY CANT TELL WHAT TIME IT IS

Samuel is lying on the mat looking up at the ceiling. After 5 seconds of staring he closes his eyes and the screen fades to black.

SAMUEL (VO)

Heh, you may be awake now, but

im awake now too and ive been waiting

a loooot longer then you have.

Samuel wakes up in a sweat.

The door to his room opens up and the GUARD outside the room comes in. Samuel looks at him.

GUARD

I was positioned at your door to

make sure you didn’t do anything

and you were making a lot of noise

now.

SAMUEL

J-just a bad dream is all.

GUARD

Well…alright then. I was going to

wake you up soon anyways. Your meeting

your new squad mates soon anyways might

as well go now.

Guard beckons Samuel out of the room and then escorts him.

You have some chatter noise then the guard opens the door and Samuel walks and everyone stares at him.

TERRY

Ah good to see your still here.

Well here are your new squad mates.

TERRY motions his arm across.

TERRY

That there is GALE, the person

beside Gale is Aaban. Over there

is Zev. And last but not least is

Harris. I hope you all will get a

long well. Well then with that out

of the way im off.

Terry walks out of the room.

When Terry leaves, Zev gets up and walks over to Samuel.

ZEV

Now look hear buddy, I don’t like

this at all having to work with you.

You should be strapped to that

operating table getting opened up

like the can of soup you are.

But because its Terrys orders we

all have to get work along… For now.

Zev gives Samuel a sneer and walks off.

Gale walks up and gives Samuel a pat on the back.

GALE

Don’t mind him, he’s just a douche.

The rest of us all are really nice.

Just like a kitty. So if you ever

need some to get Zev off your back

just come ask one of us kittys for

some help. Well all have nice little

pow wow. Don’t expect too much from

Harris though, he’s a mute.

Harris nods.

SAMUEL

Heh, thanks…but did you really just

say your bunch of kittys?

GALE

Yup.

Gale smiles and walks off.

SAMUEL

Come on we have to get equipped.

Harris and Aaban follow.

Samuel shakes his head.

SAMUEL

So this is my squad huh.

Samuel follows after the guys.

They change into there equipment.

INT. INSDIE OF THE CAVE ENTRANCE

Zev

This is going to take around a week

to get there. You better not slow us

down.

Zev looks at Samuel then walks off. Gale gives Samuel a smile then walks off and Harris and Aaban follow.

EXT. DESERT MORNING

The squad is walking through the dessert. Samuel stops and looks around.

SAMUEL

I cant believe this used to be Toronto!

Aaban

You better believe it. The robots

did quite a number on the world.

They don’t care about the environment.

They’ve found some way to run on nothing

at all. So most of the world is like this.

SAMUEL

Its still hard to believe.

SAMUEL begins walking again. The camera zooms out and you can see a destroyed CN tower.

EXT.A CAMPSITE THAT THEY MADE AT NIGHT

SAMUEL

Grahhhhh!!!

Goes inside the tent and Samuel is sitting up in sweat.

Zev is pointing a gun at Samuel.

ZEV

What was that all about, hmm?

SAMUEL

It was a bad dream.

ZEV

Suuuuure it was.

Aaban

Come on man he’s been in a coma for

around 6 years and woke up to…

well this.

Harris nods.

ZEV

Fine, but if the robots find us

because of him, I will kill him.

SAMUEL

Ohhhhhh! Big threat.

ZEV

Oh, you want me to try it now?

Samuel and Zev have a face off Zev eventually backs down and puts his gun down.

GALE

Come on guys lets get some more

sleep we still have quite a ways

of travelling.

EXT. MOUNTAIN AFTERNOON

There climbing a mountain. SAMUEL is leading.

SAMUEL(VO)

Come on, just do it.

SAMUEL looks down at the other guys.

SAMUEL

Do what?

GALE

Huh?

SAMUEL

Didn’t someone just tell me to do

something?

　

Everone looks at each other. HARRIS shakes his head.

SAMUEL

Huh…guess it was the wind.

They begin climbing again.

SAMUEL(VO)

Just push them off the mountain.

There weren’t be any evidence you did

it. They deserve to die, especially

that ZEV treating you the way he does.

Just push them off and you can say

they slipped and fell.

SAMUEL

Ok guys, what the fuck are you guys

saying!

ZEV

Were not saying a damn thing now quit

stallin before I rip you a new asshole

with some bullets!

SAMUEL

Shut the fuck up Zev, I know one of

you guys said something!

SAMUEL(VO)

That’s right there annoying aren’t

they, just kill them already!

Samuel looks at everyone and noticed no one said anything.

SAMUEL

I-I think I need a break.

GALE

Yeah, I think all of us kittys need

a break, being in the sun too long

isn’t good for or fur…And our brains too,

but those don’t matter as much as

long as we look good. So lets take a

break when were done climbing this

mountain, were almost done and there

will be better spots to hide.

Harris points to Zev.

GALE

Ah, your right he’s already dumb and

ugly. But we don’t want him to get

any dumber and uglier now do we?

　

Harris nods in agreement

Zev flips them off and continues walking.

INT. TENT NIGHT

GALE

Well were almost there. After we wake

up tomorrow should be about an hour

before make it there.

SAMUEL

Good thing too. I don’t know if I

could’ve spent any more time with Zev.

But it hasn’t been too bad. It’s had

its ups and downs. Just like Zevs mom.

Zev stares at Samuel.

SAMUEL

Get it? Im implying that I had

SEX with your mother.

ZEV

Wow a mom joke, how original. You

sir may look like a baboon but you

have the intelligence of a four year

old, I bow down to you intuectual

superiority,

Zev does a little bow.

SAMUEL

That’s right bow down to your mas-

wait a minute did you say im stupid?

GALE

He sure did.

HARRIS waves his hand around.

Aaban

Ah your right Harris, he also

called you ugly.

SAMUEL

Huh, wha…Zev, that really hurts my feelings.

Samuel pretends to be sad.

SAMUEL

I never expected you too say

Something like that. I think I need

a hug now.

Samuel goes closer and tries to hug Zev.

Zev pushes him away.

ZEV

Ahh, bugger off.

Everyone except for Zev begin to laugh.

　

Op-ed

This was an op-ed I wrote.

The newest Mortal Kombat game which is coming out this April got banned in Australia. This isn’t the first time a game has got banned from being released in Australia.

Mortal Kombat got banned from Australia because of it showed bones being broken and projectile vomit. It got banned because of this because the people who rate the games in Australia decided that this was too mature for 15 year olds which is there highest rating in Australia. They do not have games that are mature rated like we do in Canada where the rating goes from E for everyone to M for mature.

That is so stupid. They are saying that the adults in Australia get there freedom to buy the games they want just because they don’t have a rating for it so it instantly gets banned.

Not only does it take freedom away from Australians who could buy M rated games if they would have them in Australia it also takes away freedom of speech from the people who worked hard on the game.

Games are an art form and from taking away a single game they are taking away freedom of speech. Publisher Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment said: "We are extremely disappointed that Mortal Kombat, one of the worlds oldest and most successful video games franchises, will not be available to mature Australian gamers."

CEO of the Interactive Games and Entertainment Association, Ron Curry released a statement today condemning the decision to ban Mortal Kombat.

"The granting of another RC to a video game clearly designed and targeted at ADULTS again highlights the shortcomings of the current classification scheme. In particular, the absence of an adult classification," said Curry.

Other games have also been refused classification like Fallout 3. The developers have gone back to the game and changed content in those games so they could be released. That’s the same as asking Leonardo DaVinci to go back and change the Mona Lisa because a country didn’t like her smile.

Why doesn’t Australia get with the program already? They should just revise there classification and give the games an M rating. Do they think that people can’t handle a little bit of mature content.

The people in Australia deserve to play the games they want. I am outraged over the fact that the people in Australia believe that video games are just for kids. Video games are for every age and they should trust there people more and not take away there freedom. God forbid this ever happen here in Canada.

Service in Cafeteria.

This is the article I wrote about service in our cafeteria.

Service in the Cafeteria

The cafeteria at Elmira District Secondary School has changed to the JC vending company getting rid of the old cafeteria and people’s opinion on the service are varied.

Christine Brown, a student from E.D.S.S., says that the cafeteria is really slow but it works.

"It works but not as well as it used to," she said.

Brook Frey, also a student of E.D.S.S, also says it’s a tiny bit slow. She also said that the new caf ladies are just as nice as the ones they replaced but they close earlier than the old ones.

Heidi Kolb, one of the VPs at E.D.S.S, says she finds the service enjoyable.

"I find the new cafeteria service enjoyable and friendly and helpful and when I go down I can have a chit-chat with the new caf ladies," she said. She also went on to say that the service here is what you have in most cafeterias and it’s also the same as the food court at a mall. She also said that the caf ladies are going to take time out of their lives and do the maple syrup festival just like before.

A student also said that they saw the caf ladies take some donated spoons and forks that people could take for free because the spoons and forks now cost money.

Tyler Lubberts, another student at E.D.S.S., said "They ‘fixed’ the caf" as he air quoted.

Tyler went on to say that they did very little for the caf; all they did was adding a little plaster to make it look fixed. He also said that it’s hard to comment on the new caf because they have been given very little information about the company and that there have been confusion about what has been happening with the new caf and that students have heard false information about it and most people don’t even know that it’s the JC Vending Company that’s taken over.

He also said that they can’t do fundraisers at the school that involve food now because JC vending doesn’t want any competition to their sales even though those fundraisers severely helped some clubs and classes.

He also heard that some people were stockpiling food from the caf when they heard it was changing because the new one doesn’t have the same food that many people loved from the old one.

Some teachers refuse to comment because they haven’t been to the caf yet even though they went to the old one. Other people also said they find the new caf ladies imposing and scary and that they don’t like the new food prices. Some people have also said that they really miss the caf cookies.